Dear Sir or Madame,
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for aggressively cutting you off on 581 this evening in order to take the Elm Avenue Exit. It was highly irresponsible of me and quite rude.
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| This what I imagine you looked like. |
If it is any consolation, I immediately regretted my decision. For a solid 5 seconds I was pretty sure I was gonna die. And possibly cause a multiple-car pile up, killing many other people and generally ruining everyone's commute. That would have been unfortunate.
To avoid this unpleasantness I could have, of course, taken a later exit and still found my way home quite easily. However, in my defense, that would have taken longer and I just wasn't feeling it.
Sincerely,
Heather
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| This is a picture of a cat that looks like it's driving. |
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