I am about to give you an idea of what was going through my head while I was watching the climactic battle scene in Breaking Dawn. If you haven't seen it, stop reading now.
If you haven't seen it but don't give shit, feel free to continue but you probably won't get much out of this.
Here goes...
Showdown begins:
"This is pretty much how it went in the book. Wonder what this big 'twist' is going to be..."
A few minutes later:
"Oh hey, Alice and Jasper showed up. When is this fight gonna happen already?"
Carlisle:
"What the hell just happened?? ... What am I seeing? ... That did NOT happen in the books. That was a bad choice filmmakers..."
Jasper:
"FUCK THIS MOVIE."
Seth:
"...why is this happening to me...?
Fighting continues:
"This is not OK! I do NOT accept this. UNDO IT."
Those other Volturi creepers who aren't Aro:
"Yeesss... Make it hurt. That should have been more violent."
Jane:
"KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR"
Aro:
**incoherent expressions of rage and vengeance fulfilled that cannot be expressed in words**
It was a vision:
"Sweet merciful god in heaven above... I can't... what... holy living fuck... Ok... ok... whew... ok...
... THAT WAS FANTASTIC."
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